shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad
the job was simple: seduce and murder captain toad. but shyguy never anticipated growing so attatched to a target.
All I need are some dolphins and I’ll be all set.
There’s only so much that can be done in a 70’s bathroom on a shoestring budget.
But, by golly, I’m amused.
this will be my child
Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.
What has happened to this world!?
where my shrimps
If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?
no. dead bitches